Vibha is an expert dreamer & idler who enjoys writing and baking while yearning to watch sitcoms and movies. NON STATE ACTORThere were five kids who liked to play In the nearby park everyday; Their favourite was going on the swings It made them feel like they had wings; But this park didn’t have a slide Down which they all could whoop and glide; For they thought it would be very fun And suddenly, one day, the park had one; The slide was long, yellow and steep The kids always played on it, even in their sleep; The next bright morning The yellow slide started moving; Flinging the kid that was on it A mile away, the ground she hit; The slide now stood tall and strong It had been a giraffe all along; Mad at the kids for disturbing his nap The giraffe decided to give them crap; At their sleep over he peeped through their window And laughed an evil laugh eerie and low; He chased them all down the street Which was too much for their little feet; He terrorised the kids during their class By throwing, at them, shards of glass It seemed like it would be forever Before they could escape the giraffe’s terror. HOME REMEDIES Are your jeans tattered and torn?
Because you fell down and broke a bone? Well, this is an easy challenge to face Just pop that bone back into place. Did you accidentally stab yourself While getting the knife from its shelf; Just leave the knife in and you won’t bleed This is all the medication you will need. Feel like you damaged your brain after a meal When you fell after slipping on a banana peel; Do not call this brain damage Instead say you’re speaking a secret language; If your eye rolls out of its socket Make sure you don’t put it in your pocket; All you need to do is rinse it in kerosene Before you put it right back in. Of my home remedies, these are a few Perhaps I should make a part two?
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shikar
11/14/2023 03:12:17 pm
Love your work Vibha! I read your Dartmouth pieces too, you should build a blog.
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