One-Time Used Recipe
My wife handed me a new recipe
having recently printed it from the internet,
wanting me to try fixing something different
from what we usually eat for dinner.
I went to the store
purchased all the necessary ingredients
and gave it my best attempt
in creating this masterpiece for the palate.
there is no mention
about liking the dish or not,
instead, complaints are heard about having to
wash so many pans, dishes, and utensils,
though it was wasn’t a recipe where
one could throw everything into a crock pot,
sit back down and relax until it was finished.
Then came the complaints about the smell in the house,
that it was terrible,
even though the recipe
called for red onions and garlic.
I replied advising her
not to bother printing out any
additional mouth watering recipes in the future.
we will just eat healthy frozen dinners.
The variety of meals she craves
is right there in the frozen section
at our local grocery store,
besides, using the microwave,
is something right up my alley,
and not to mention,
the clean up and stink are minimal.
The Adventures of the Crooked Walker