My name is Chris Mancinelli, I'm a student at PLHS located in Pompton Lakes, New Jersey. I first started writing at a young age and it's been a passion of mine ever since. It all started back when I was young. My Dad (Enis) used to tell me these amazing stories, of kings and queens and adventures. From that point on I knew what I wanted to do; to write.
Fantasy Island: The Final Frontier
It was many years ago on this day exactly that Fantasy Island was disclosed to the public. Some people thought it was funny while others were disgusted. This officially cannot stand alone, and that is not okay. Woosh!
We have come to see the hero, Rypo. His actions changed and saved the lives of many. Rypo is now living happy in the great city of San Francisco, the liberal spawning grounds of America. Polito first found true love online. He was exploring various love websites, he eventually came across the one for him. While dabbling on the old web he found his now favorite site, “Grinder”. Numerous men contacted Polito for a quick time, like the man “TheItalianMeatStick”. But he was there for one thing and one thing only; true love. Eventually he got a private message from a man by the username “LargeNinCharge69”. “Hey WhiteAndTight0315, what’s up? I haven’t had the nerve to talk to you, but I was wondering if you would like to go out on a date? We can literally do anything, anywhere and anytime. I really, really want to meet you.”
Poltio started to blush, he explored the man’s profile and found himself at a loss of words. Every category Rypo explored he became instantaneously attracted to. Height 6’11, activities, protesting and body building, and most important shoe size, size 17. He gandered at the profile for hours before finally responding, “Sure, I would love to!”
The two made plans for a nice dinner at the notoriously same sex night club, “Rage”. Polito arrives in style, his overalls higher than the three finger rule and his beard entirely shaved. His Old Spice cologne had the fragrance of fruity pebbles and his hair was slicked back with Liquid Steel hair gel. Polito sat and sat and sat, the date started at approximately 8pm. It was now 9pm and the man was nowhere to be found. The Captain of the Liberal Team’s stomaching was in a twist, butterflies began to build up as if they were in an observatory. Sweat trickled down his hairline, his armpits began to stink. The short overalls began to ride up his back, leaving him with an uncomfortable wedgie. Tears and snot became to drip from his face, leaving a pool on the table. Nervousness overcame the former Track Star, his numbed fingers looked very appetizing. Blood protruded minutes later, he strutted to the door and then that’s when the mystery man arrived.
Bumping into the Ryan, “Ryan? Sorry I’m late I got my addresses messed up and accidently went to Boxers. I know my excuse is cheesy but it’s the truth and nothing but the truth.”
Ryan now shocked with this man’s handsomeness did not even care that he was two hours late. “Oh Ben, Ben Doverman its okay. I completely understand, the Liberal Zone of the United States has many clubs, I won't hold that against you.”
Conversation emitted and the two spent hours together, it was truly love at first sight. They even made plans for another date, to attend a rally together. In the same sex community, a rally together basically is marriage.
Rypo and Big Ben attended a “Not my President” rally. The man’s salt and pepper hair took him away, he really could not see how truly handsome Ben was. The light shined on his Nick Hennessy sized muscles and his giant sized shoes, lead Polito to marry this man within two months. One can only assume the reason to why Ryan became a police officer, many believe it is due to the numerous amount of handcuffs in his bedroom. Love is love and Ryan became Mr. Savage. The two live in Upper East Side San Francisco. It’s more of an upscale community, bars and shrines of female actresses like Rosie O'Donnell litter the streets. Ry has finally found happiness after all these years, he truly made out the best. He finally found his fantasy.