FUNNY WEATHERThe iceberg showed up three or four in the morning at the last exit off the turnpike and gradually made its way down Main, slipping and sliding past dogs and cars left out overnight and dogs left in cars overnight and later that afternoon, say between three and four, time took on a new face, I mean, shoppers were taking more of it talking to one another, more of it gazing at unbeatables in shop windows, more of it watching the iceberg become for one moment what appeared to be a cube, although one gazer saw what he thought was a naked lady like he’d once found floating in his highball, even the parking meters were taking their time ticking away while beatcops’ twirling blackjacks were undercutting the second hand on the courthouse clock and then, as if the end of an era, more likely just quitting time, no iceberg, no iceberg anywhere and each cop now walked a dog and let those still in cars, out, and shoppers everywhere rushed home with their treasures and just so you know, Main remains a bit slick and glistening even in July. STUFFERSLast year Herman found what appeared to be real human feet cut off just above the ankles in his Christmas stockings tacked to the mantle and found them to be surprisingly happy feet with wiggly toes eager to tickle the ivories and arches hard as marble with the most perfect curves and Herman kept these stocking stuffers active with polonaises on the piano and poses of ancient architectural passageways and had made himself and all of his feet a family but only Herman's own feet danced, only Herman's own feet skipped and kicked balls and mean dogs until they wore out and he became bound to a wheelchair while his stocking stuffer feet had become too high and mighty to get their bottoms dirty pushing him around so Herman knocked them down a peg or two with his fists, then ran them over, forward and reverse, forward and reverse, he ground them into flakes and splinters and with a taken-up-for-the-occasion breath, blew them into the north wind from where he believed they had come. V for WINGS |
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