Birds Who Eat French Fries They just don’t care anymore, bellies distended, living like bums performing for tossed scraps and Tatter Tots in fast food parking lots. They were made for better things: to float on waves, to search for schools off shore, or perch above the Earth to scan for signs of prey they once enjoyed in former days. But junk food birds have since learned to open crumpled bags, and with beak and claw to dine on human throwaways. Pizza crusts or Taco Bell, Mickey D’s, or KFC skin and bones locked inside of Styrofoam, these are the tastes of sophisticated birds who took a gigantic leap ahead. After evolving from dinosaurs becoming us instead. Wild Pigs |
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